How about a competition? Who can play the most bum notes.

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

in the tune of your choice go for it! Lets see what you can do.
(Irealise I have an advantage in this competition)
AND THE FIRST CONTESTANT IS,
?

[Uncle Roy]

You don’t stand a chance JD I can beat you hands down

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

prove it! C'mon Uncle Roy watcha got???

[Uncle Roy]

Sorry JD can’t do that, would upset the whole forum with my bum playing

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

If we are gonna have a contest to upset the whole forum! Here is my entry and I have been sacked from bands for croaking out a toon



Please take it down if it offends

[Mr W]

Hi John you haven't grasped the concept of the competition. With a performance like that you have left the field wide open. And singing and playing at the same time. Well if I were you Uncle Roy I'd get in there while you have the advantage. Dave

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Dave there is too many lurkers and not enough posters,I was hopeing if I make a big enough fool of myself some of the others might lose there inhibitions and join in .....
Probably the first idea was better, think of a toon and just go at it warts an all cold turkey I would even put a prize up for the most bum notes ......say a set of steel guitar feet AND a set of strings......

[Mr W]

If the Steel guitar feet prize were Mike Johnsons, Paul Franklins or Tommy Whites. I would play like Les Dawson

[bob adams]

This is a con JD !!!!

From you we have had: Front Neck, Back Neck, now we have Brass Neck! We are too busy concentrating on the voice so we don't hear the bum notes!!

Defo 'Out of Order' for this competition in my opinion!

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Ah! Thats as maybe Sir, but the post has lured you out of your cave and we all pleased to see you , now, where is your entry ??