by Ivor Greenwood » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:13 pm
Mr Ken....You can afford the best restaurant available....Me well....The say old dogs like anything.......I'm defiantly getting old and grumpy....I got a phone call ,to-day from a guy in the USA ....... He read your last post....He said , that old guy ken ,.........must have been a Sargeant in the military.........Seems this old thread is spreading far and wide.......Hell ,....it really, ... was only a wanted ad, .... for a Pickup......after the dressing down I got.........The guy in the USA figured I needed a pickup,........But if you dish it out ...I say you have to be able to take it back....I am taking it all on the chin....So with that in mind....... We will be going to the best eating house, and I'm having the most expensive meal on the menu.......AND I'm bringing my mate Malcolm, ....from Scotland ,along with me.........Without his Skirt of course.......Malcolm and me have been worried sick about all this stuff.....He is that badly failed ,..... He has now got more dimples in his cheeks,... than there is in a pound of Tripe...and If I get anymore wrinkles in my forehead ...... I will be able to screw my cap on....
In the meantime...I suppose if you live in the South of England , with the idle rich. ... Nothing to do and all day to do it.....
Yes Sir Sargent Ken...You have it made