The Hair Steel Dichotomy

[paulgasman]

Thanx for the tatoo sugestions, the japs eye would make me look an even bigger dick than i already do mate.
I also worked with Mr Decoursey he had a very good voice as some of you would know. do you remember him and his wife selling nookie bear merchandise from their 4 x 4 in the venue car parks. happy days.
Regards Paul

[Jif]

That's where I've been going wrong. I'm currently looking into a new treatment - Lose Hair Fast - currently available from - BaldiesRuS PLC. Hoping that my playing will improve in inverse proportion to my hair falling out.

Unfortunately the treatment is not currently available in the UK, but I've booked an appointment at their clinic in Curacao.

Got someway to go though, the genetic signs aren't great, my old man still has a full head of hair, and he's 93! Still Dr Nicholas "Nick" Riviera M.D. assures me that the treatment will work, just as soon as my cheque clears

[paulgasman]

I thought i'd cracked it, my mate Chris told me that his wife sympathises with the thining hair problem and would be prepared to donate the hair from her nether regions.
To be transplanted on to my bonce. I felt overwhelmed. what a nice gesture. and then i had a thought. I'd have a permanent centre parting

[Ken Byng]

I thought i'd cracked it, my mate Chris told me that his wife sympathises with the thining hair problem and would be prepared to donate the hair from her nether regions.
To be transplanted on to my bonce. I felt overwhelmed. what a nice gesture. and then i had a thought. I'd have a permanent centre parting

Hmmmm - No I was tempted, but I won't say it!

[Willie Gamble]

My dear wife says my hair is the only part of me that's getting thin.
Oh well.
Asleep at the steel

[Davie Holland]

Hair just slows you down Danny...I like to feel the wind flowing over me as I saunter (Scottish) through the songs at a leisurely pace hehe

[Danny Mitchell]

Ha, ha! Messrs Gamble and Holland!
As an experiment, during 'LOCKDOWN 2', I've been letting my follicles produce what they will And, I swear, you could tell the time by blowing on my heid!
I'm considering a name change, Dan De Lion

[Ken Byng]

My wife sends me outside to check if it's raining or not. She calls my scalp a rain detector!

[hickenjr]

People told me I looked too old with Clint Eastwood Misty hair and sideburns so now I'm almost bald on the sides...currently blade 2, don't think I have the bottle for 0.

[Danny Mitchell]

Steven,
That 'Misty' look is cool, but the 'Coogan's Bluff' is even better, I gave that a rather sad attempt, when I was middle-aged (hair)