Colintraive Steel Festival 2018

[Jif]

Calum
Your banjo playing has moved Millport so much it closed the gap with Bute
I hope you realise you could have damaged a secret sub with that banjo

Mission accomplished

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Perfect pitch is only achieved when the Banjo hits the bottom of the dumpster WITHOUT hitting the sides !!!!

[Will C]

Perfect pitch

[Jif]

Perfect pitch is only achieved when the Banjo hits the bottom of the dumpster WITHOUT hitting the sides !!!!

We did search for a Lada with a sunroof, but unfortunately there isn't many about these days. Not surprisingly the Lady of the Loch threw the offending article back out of the water and hit Calum on the nut.

Plan (B) - Calum is taking it on his sail up to Iceland where he hopes to either embed it in an Iceberg or cast it into the bowels of an active volcano, although the 2nd option runs the risk of all flights over Europe being cancelled