Short handed Bulkington Xmas gig

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Ted (our guitar player) in a senior moment booked himself on holiday for this one, he will never be forgiven! There is no rehearsal at Bulking ton and you never know what's coming, Please forgive the Clams of which there are many
Ted,may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arse and may you not be able to remove your gloves to scratch it!

[Uncle Roy]

Well done JD, now I know what they mean by really winging it