Santa fails again

[Malcolm]

Well ran downstairs at six this morning to check under tree, yet again NO Mullen G2-Rittenberry-MSA Millenium or Legend. only a small bag of chocolate gingers , socks and underpants(yes too much information) what is this fat boy playing at, I sent my letter ages ago, visited his Grotto at the shopping centre, sat on his knee and told him what I wanted, all of the above, a Cessna 172, a Robinson R44 helicopter, a Landrover Defender.Think, for those of you know it, Kevin bloody Wilson's song is right; just replace the word bike with the above items.If any of you have received these things they must have been delivered to the wrong address, please send them back to me .Any way Merry Christmas Ba Humbug! ps the lap dancers were not there either!!!!