everything was brilliant, till an echo hit the Clyde
with a sound that fairly travelled, as I’ll mention in my tales
how a Steelie filled the river, with a pod of three big whales
Some have tried to herd them back, into the open sea
but while whales are chasing Haddock’s sound, escape is not to be
they’re swimming round in circles, like the loop for his guitar
and then moving up and down the Clyde not going very far
N A T O are on exercise and want to float their boat
including use of submarines, the ones that seldom float
but alas their plans are scuppered, until they clear the whales
and another fishy story, Calum’s added to his tales
There really is no answer to the sound from pedal steel
it’s an understated weapon, with a sound that does appeal
sending supersonic signals to the whales deep in the Clyde
Calum's gloating at the window with a grin so big and wide!
The real Rabbie
