Well if I fitted powerful enough lasers Malcolm, it could be deemed a WMD, that would sort out the hecklers in the crowd. Or they could be set to activate on any evidence that line dancing was about to occur
Sorry to tell you Dave but I'm one of these North of the border types. Strangely enough I am currently working on the UKID, (Under Kilt Illumination Device), there's still a slight problem with cabinet drop but I think an add on Jock strap should do the trick



