About sums it up i suppose

[RonMc]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests the electronics of the car be removed down to its parts and then try to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that may be the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again? Maybe it'll work!?"

[Danny Mitchell]

Ha ha! Spot on Ron.
Trouble is, does this mean that I'm a Microsoft Engineer

[RonMc]

In that case Danny I'll expect a phone call from you saying "Goodness gracious Mr M,M,M klarin we are after having signals that there is a problem with your computer, I am a microsoft engineer and if you would be after typing this line I will give you, into your computer I will be after repairing all your problems.

I said " My wife tells me I do not have a computer, it is a microwave, thank you for your help. (sounds of blasphemy in the background on the phone)

[Danny Mitchell]

Oh aye Ron, I've been on the receiving end of a few of those calls But the blasphemy's always been in the foreground and has a distinctly Weegie accent