The British Steelies Society

We're hearing what bugs everyone, - let's have some counters to the waffle we have to put up with now.
I'll start it off:-

When you go into a restaurant and you hear the stupid waitress retort of "enjoy", I always reply with "thank". They give me a stupified look which gives a certain amount of satisfaction, i.e. tit for tat.

Lets hear what you use for "put downs."
Slim(Derek) with his humour, must be a master of these.

When I'm asked: "Do you have a Tesco Club Card/Shell Drivers' Card/etc (or "Would you like a dessert?") at all?" I tend to say: "No, not even partially". Which usually gets me a puzzled look, and a death stare from she-who-must-be-obeyed.