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I was walking through the churchyard when I heard a man sobbing over a grave. He was saying, "Why did you go? Why?....Why?....Why?

I offered him some words of comfort....I said, "I'm sorry for your loss, is this your Wife's grave"? He said, "No, it's her first Husbands".

Baz.

Loving these daily jokes! Keep them coming

Man and his wife are having a drink in a Pub.
He says, "I love you."
She says, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
"No," he says, "it's me talking to the beer."

Does anyone know how long toilet paper last if you freeze it?