Churchyard

[bazmusicman]

I was walking through the churchyard when I heard a man sobbing over a grave. He was saying, "Why did you go? Why?....Why?....Why?

I offered him some words of comfort....I said, "I'm sorry for your loss, is this your Wife's grave"? He said, "No, it's her first Husbands".

Baz.

[Arcada]

Loving these daily jokes! Keep them coming

[Tony Smart]

Man and his wife are having a drink in a Pub.
He says, "I love you."
She says, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
"No," he says, "it's me talking to the beer."

[Uncle Roy]

Does anyone know how long toilet paper last if you freeze it?

[bob adams]