The Alternative Tone Bar

[Danny Mitchell]

As I was browsing the forum, I chanced upon a comment from Nevada Keith, in the wanted section, that made me laugh.
He'd jokingly asked if the poster was using a 'black pudding' for a tone bar and, I wondered if this would help when you're playing music of black origin, i.e. the blues etc?
Would 'a little stick of Blackpool rock' enhance a song from the music hall genre?
You can see where I'm going with this, suggestions please.

[bazmusicman]

Perhaps a shammy clothe for 'when I'm cleaning windows'!

Baz.

[Mcneilwaeasteel]

How about an empty olive oil bottle for " slip sliding away "

Robert

[Ken Byng]

Or the rounded end of a broom handle to play Witches Brew.

[Mcneilwaeasteel]

Prit glue stick and " how can you mend a broken heart "

[Mcneilwaeasteel]

Nobody else got any suggestions?
Danny you started this,so get posting!
Meanwhile how about a miniature whisky bottle, if it's empty " tonight the bottle let me down " and if it's full how about " a way to survive " during these difficult times..

Robert

[Danny Mitchell]

A Cadbury's Chocolate Finger for "How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You"

[Uncle Roy]

How about a kitchen roll for Blues Crying In The Rain.