Re: Stupid humour
Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:07 pm
Mary had a little clock
She swallowed it one day
She took a dose of Epsom Salts
To pass the time away
She swallowed it one day
She took a dose of Epsom Salts
To pass the time away
Re: Stupid humour
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:52 am
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
THE CREW WERE PLAYING CRICKET
A CANNONBALL ROLLED DOWN THE DECK
AND HIT HIS -----------------------------------
THE CREW WERE PLAYING CRICKET
A CANNONBALL ROLLED DOWN THE DECK
AND HIT HIS -----------------------------------
Re: Stupid humour
Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:51 am
Twas Christmas day in the mortuary,the coldest day of the year.
When a corpse sat up it it's coffin and said.
Brrr it's cold in here.
In walked the mortuary keeper.
His nose all red with beer.
Lay down you silly old bugger.
You can't get up in here.
When a corpse sat up it it's coffin and said.
Brrr it's cold in here.
In walked the mortuary keeper.
His nose all red with beer.
Lay down you silly old bugger.
You can't get up in here.
Re: Stupid humour
Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:46 am
YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF NOW UNCLE ROY.
Re: Stupid humour
Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:43 pm
You're right Donny it should been New Year's Eve
Re: Stupid humour
Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:50 am
Mary had a mini-skirt
'Twas slit right up the front.
And every time that Mary walked,
You'd almost see her knickers.
'Twas slit right up the front.
And every time that Mary walked,
You'd almost see her knickers.
Re: Stupid humour
Fri May 03, 2013 2:24 pm
I was thinking of making a comeback, but I haven't beenn anywhere.
Re: Stupid humour
Thu May 30, 2013 3:23 pm
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at
my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new
Taser!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm
wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is
going to shift this beer belly.
my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new
Taser!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm
wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is
going to shift this beer belly.
Re: Stupid humour
Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:22 am
My wife is considering doing a charity parachute jump and I'm really worried, if the parachute fails to open we're all doomed, the last time something that size hit the earth it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Re: Stupid humour
Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:33 pm
Owwww Donny! 
Ok, there's this guy, about sixty ish, his wife turns to him one day and says: "If I die before you, would you re-marry?"
He dodges the question - "How can you think of such a thing? We are young yet" etc
She won't take no for an answer, and badgers him for days. "Ok, he says, no I wouldn't. Who could replace you?"
"Yes, but I'd want you to be happy. I think you should". "Oh, ok then".
A few days later: "Would you sell our bed? Would you let her sleep in it, where we both knew love's delights?"
You get the drift. "No, perish the thought". (Warming to the task, now.)
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Good God no." Then, after some thought: "Besides, she's left-handed".
Ok, there's this guy, about sixty ish, his wife turns to him one day and says: "If I die before you, would you re-marry?"
He dodges the question - "How can you think of such a thing? We are young yet" etc
She won't take no for an answer, and badgers him for days. "Ok, he says, no I wouldn't. Who could replace you?"
"Yes, but I'd want you to be happy. I think you should". "Oh, ok then".
A few days later: "Would you sell our bed? Would you let her sleep in it, where we both knew love's delights?"
You get the drift. "No, perish the thought". (Warming to the task, now.)
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Good God no." Then, after some thought: "Besides, she's left-handed".