Anyone getting anything nice for Xmas?

[Malcolm]

Not half as heavy as your wallet Mr Bing, heard you and Ivor have a servant each to carry it around for you it is so heavy

[Donny Johnston]

Can't you strap one to each ankle and go and skelp Mr Byng with your overloaded sporran ?

[Malcolm]

Have asked Mr Topping if he can fit weapon and targeting system onto them,as he has loads of experience doing this , and will arrange to visit Mr. BING , who will then have to change name to Mr BANG!!!!!

[Ken Byng]

Now now Mr McMiser, yer should put some of that pile of money in a building society, then you wouldn't have to keep sitting down all the time.

[Malcolm]

Where did you get that picture of Lord Thompson of Elgin at work on the estate

[Jif]

But is there something that Ken isn't telling us

[Ken Byng]

Nice one Geoff. Could be authentic apart from the MSA geetar. I have only ever played on 2 of 'em. One in 1978, and the other about 6 years ago. Neither of 'em matched the one in the picture. Also, Mr McMiser is the only Scot that I know who wears ladies underwear under his kilt.

[Malcolm]

I keep telling you Mr BING, nothing is worn under the kilt, it's all in perfect working order!!!

[Tony Smart]

See, vertical knee levers do come in handy.....

[Jif]

Anyhoo, I think the kilt would be ideal wear for the pedal steel, would be great for playing Western Swing, (or Eastern Swing for that matter ).

And there's only one way to know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt,

@Ken, dang!, next time I'll use a Shobud