The Prince of Lochwinnoch?

[Uncle Roy]

No water? O dear.

[Danny Mitchell]

What a find, Roy! But, oh dear, how could that cheery purveyor of "The Little White Bull" and "What A Picture" make such a sad descent into Lance Percival's calypso territory? Whodathunkit.

[Willie Gamble]

You lot are a sad bunch, making fun of an old age pensioner like that, I sincerely hope your urine turns to gravy and all your kids have club feet.

Asleep at the steel

[Mcneilwaeasteel]

Wilburr
The casting of a curse on ones who are less fortunate than yourself by inflicting deformed children on them and make them spill the gravy when urinating is totally out of character for a man walking on water so near to the resting place of the departed!

The eerie silence you create in a room when playing haunting melodies on that black Mullen guitar, can bring a ghostly feeling to everyone present, the inability on their part to do the same is surely curse enough without having to say " Ah Bisto " when urinating!

[Uncle Roy]

well said Robert the man.
Willie I am now afraid to pee

[Malcolm]

Don’t be scared Roy, it is just Robert talking a load of p**s.

[Willie Gamble]

Oh yes, you may take the proverbial out of the wee man , but I had you all worried with the aforementioned curse.
Gentlemen, you may piss with impunity, it was meant as a jolly jape, and rest assured, no harm will befall your offspring.
I am a great fan of the banter on this forum, and long may it continue.
Asleep at the steel

[Davie Holland]

Would that be a 5 iron or a putter? or maybe that "club" is a ....ahem....Steel Driver!! Sorry...lol