temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?
The woman says: "Weell Doctor Cameron, I don't know whit tae dae.
Every time ma auld man comes hame pished, he threatens to slap me
around".
The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When
your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water
and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't
swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
She says: "Doctor that wis a brilliant idea o yours! Every time ma auld man
came hame pished, I swished wie watter. I swished an' swished, and he
didnae touch me even once!
Tell me Doc....whit's the secret? How's the watter do that?"
The Doctor says: "Janet, it's really no big secret. The water
does b****r all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
