'Minor Triad' goes into a bar....................the WHOLE story:
C, Eb and G go into a bar.......................the bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve Minors." So Eb leaves, and C & G have an open 5th between them. After a few drinks, the 5th is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D rushes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me;...i'll just be a second."
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. At this point the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says "Get Out! you're the seventh Minor iv'e found in this bar tonight."
Eb comes back in the following night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender comments, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a Major development". Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au Natural. Eventually C sobers up and realises in horror that he is under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a Minor, and is sentenced to 10years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility!
hope to see you at the BSS meeting this Saturday. 
