Difficult question?

[Jif]

AHHHH!! Aghh ! Admin help they are killing meeee ee e the British STEELIES STEELIES STEELIES Society heeeeelp I am sinkinnnggggg

Get a Herd.... I already HEARD! and that "Thing" is more suitable as a murder "Instrument" if its in the head or in the ears!

John, you could always try the Blackadder bad luck counter measure,

BANJO

"Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!" Whilst squeezing your nose.

[Jif]

Build up some herd immunity John!

Banjo banjo banjo banjo banjo

And for Geoff....

Yeah I saw that one at the time, wasn't it described as Death by BANJO.

"Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!" Squeezes nose.

[Danny Mitchell]

Just to compound John's pain up here, the noun 'banjo', is also a verb, as in, "ahm gonnae banjo yew"(translated as, I shall strike you) Obviously, the wife beating American, mentioned in Calum's post, took this to it's literal conclusion.
I actually like the banjo, in all its styles. Sorry John.

[Donny Johnston]

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