Bristol Fire Brigade??? phone number?

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Does anyone have the number? they should be notified!! Uncle Roy has a Birthday coming up next week AND IF THEY LIGHT THAT CAKE!! all hell could let loose I won't say what day but its after Monday (Look south west for a glow in the sky )

[Uncle Roy]

[Donny Johnston]

Awe Naw Panic

[Malcolm]

Ok Mr Heap, now is your chance to make up for all the donuts you promised me, then got out of buying me ,a large slice of that cremated birthday cake can be delivered to me as I pass through Bristol on my annual pilgrimage to Cornwall , I would suggest a meeting in the car park of Asda at M5.No excuses about a geriatric outing to Bournmouth that day will be accepted.

[Donny Johnston]

Uncle Roy, that Malcolm one doesn't forget about these doughnuts very easily, get him off your back and give him a slice of cake. Donny.

[Malcolm]

Thanks Donny, it's like trying to get blood out of a stone, and they've got the cheek to say us Scots are tight, he squeaks when he walks,have posted a can of WD40 to him, see if that gets him moving.

[Willie Gamble]

Malcolm, how often to you have to be told, you should never use WD40 on a steel player.

Have a great birthday Roy

Asleep at the steel

[Donny Johnston]

Willie, for goodness sake, why are you up so early? you need all the beauty sleep you can get.

[Malcolm]

Will bring a can along tonight for you Mr Gamble, get you slackened off on dance floor.