Corny Titles for Steel Instumentals

[Paul Brennan]

I have written a lot silly little steel instrumentals that have never made it beyond my music room. I think what I need is a catchy and corny title. But all the good ones have been taken:

Steelin' The Blues
Steelin' Away
Steelin' Corn
Steelin' for Jesus (ouch ! )
Pedal Pattle
Bar Hoppin'

The corny titles for well known steel instrumentals always make me smile. Anybody else got some good ones? Corny titles that make you wince every time you hear them?

[henry]

raisin' the bar?

on the Slide...?

[Will C]

And don't forget JD's "Caught Steeling"!

[Paul Brennan]

I Steel Got The Blues (For You)
Beneath Steel Waters........!

[Donny Johnston]

I liked the album title, " The Nashville Bar Assocation "

[Basil Henriques]

I steel for a living..(album Title)

[Uncle Roy]

Steel Guitar Hop
Steelin' the mood
Weary Steel Blues