The Key to it All
Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:21 pm
Hi Guys, just had to share this with all those of you with a sense of fun. 
'Minor Triad' goes into a bar....................the WHOLE story:
C, Eb and G go into a bar.......................the bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve Minors." So Eb leaves, and C & G have an open 5th between them. After a few drinks, the 5th is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D rushes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me;...i'll just be a second."
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. At this point the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says "Get Out! you're the seventh Minor iv'e found in this bar tonight."
Eb comes back in the following night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender comments, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a Major development". Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au Natural. Eventually C sobers up and realises in horror that he is under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a Minor, and is sentenced to 10years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility!
'Minor Triad' goes into a bar....................the WHOLE story:
C, Eb and G go into a bar.......................the bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve Minors." So Eb leaves, and C & G have an open 5th between them. After a few drinks, the 5th is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D rushes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me;...i'll just be a second."
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. At this point the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says "Get Out! you're the seventh Minor iv'e found in this bar tonight."
Eb comes back in the following night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender comments, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a Major development". Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au Natural. Eventually C sobers up and realises in horror that he is under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a Minor, and is sentenced to 10years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility!
Re: The Key to it All
Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:32 pm
Jim,Thats very clever,did you write it and can i pinch it.Cheers
Re: The Key to it All
Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:10 am
Hi Brian, you and anyone on this site, are welcome to 'pinch' this, it was sent to me via e-mail from a very good steel buddy in Atlanta, Ga. USA. I thought there maybe more comments on this, but somehow it fell a bit flat, no pleasing everyone, Hey Ho! 
hope to see you at the BSS meeting this Saturday.
hope to see you at the BSS meeting this Saturday.
Re: The Key to it All
Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:22 am
Well done! 