Geoff
Regards the Zimmer frame, I can't use it in public, as it's supporting a lap steel!
Apart from that my carer has a previous engagement that evening, leaving me housebound.
Tony
Thanks for the lesson on the Greek language, it will add to my knowledge of foreign languages,
I did learn some French whilst working in shipyards on the river Clyde!
Calum
I do have good intentions but the truth hurts, thankfully I'm not a "support" act for testicles

, having a need for Geoff to check your equipment gives us good cause to use "Jock strap" as your new AKA ?