" You mean those ancient Scottish pound notes that form the stuffing in the first mattress layer
"There is no way our colleague would spend money on Mr Bling, even if it was no longer valid currency, having been out of circulation for years
- just like the rest of his cash 
In an attempt to impress Mr and Mrs Ken,
he will push the boat out and use tissue paper from the oranges and tangerines he presented as gifts to his family last Christmas, when ironed and folded it will look the part and give off a nice scent 
.
and parting with money to "good causes" like Ruth the mooth and her cronies 
, both have the same thing in common, totally unbelievable 
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