Latest Project Major clean up

[Tony Russell Davis]

Basil, I've never kissed a Gypsy - that fact has now become of strangely comforting importance

[Basil Henriques]

The colloquial "Tom Tit" is the solid equivalent of the liquid "Hit and Miss" one...
Or you COULD use micturate and defecate the former being quite obscure..

[SHAKEY]

I thought it was "Eartha Kit"?

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

Baz you know I am from London I have never heard of anything other than "Hug& Kiss" and that thing you have up above was commonly known as a "Pony" you figure it out! &trap.......

[Basil Henriques]

Yup Pony and Trap, "pony" that's quite what I've heard also. but NEVER "Hug and Kiss" .. It was always one of the others I listed, Were you born within earshot of "Bow Bells?" because you know what they say !

This may see the end of the TRUE Cockney :-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9355 ... muted.html

[Basil Henriques]

The comprehensive dictionary of Cockney Rhyming Slang lists no slang phrase with "hug" in it and only a few with kiss. I do believe you're the originator of a new phrase..

http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm

[David Hartley]

Anyway, now you've cleaned up your kitchen, have you put the shobud together?

We need pictures of that assembled 'pie & eel' now.....

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

David, it was either the turd, 4th ,or 5th picture down..... for some reason it posts them in reverse order.

[malaz]

Hi John,
You mean of course the 'Henry', as in 'Henry the Third'
Michael Z

[JohnDavisStringsHere]

No Malaz, What you are referring to is a "Richard the Third!! "